Sunday, June 26, 2011

funny quotes from office

images Funny Office Quotes, Joke, funny quotes from office. funny quotes from office.
  • funny quotes from office.


  • yanj
    12-15 10:13 AM
    1 genius said "kaplan doesnt issue I-20's anymore."
    so Does anybody know anywhere else can issue I-20 ?

    2 Good question : Are you sure than ,while the H1B is being processed ,you can live here legally?


    looking for answer ,too. Thanks a lot !




    wallpaper funny quotes from office. funny quotes from office. hairstyles funny quotes from office. funny quotes from office. funny quotes
  • hairstyles funny quotes from office. funny quotes from office. funny quotes


  • gkaplan
    04-22 12:13 AM
    country if birth is germany




    funny quotes from office. funny quotes from office.
  • funny quotes from office.


  • GCapplicant
    10-12 04:04 PM
    I am also from NJ-I have to get FP from HAckensack-NJ thats my nearest .

    When we called USCIS she said its delay because of traffic in ASC in our location.So they have to correspond with them,when ever they get a reminder in their system.
    So as of now they havnt mailed...waiting for FP.
    I hope the process does not delay further beacuse of this FP...I wish they do fast.
    I just wonder NJ is a populated area and they have only two ASC...one in newark and another in Hackensack.I hope it doesnt take months for this FP.

    Does name check start after FP?



    My ND is Sep/11.




    2011 hairstyles funny quotes from office. funny quotes from office. funny quotes funny quotes from office. funny quotes from office.
  • funny quotes from office.


  • Sheetal_MA
    06-09 10:52 AM
    If you have w-2's you just need to fill 1040NR-EZ and send it back to the requesting officer. I don't understand what is the problem in fill a form and signing it and sending in the copies of it... what difference does it make if it was filled in 1999 or 2008 as it will be the same thing.... if they have a problem ask them to verify it with IRS which I am sure they will not able to do as there is no way so they have to accept what you submit... just my $0.02.. ask your attorney about this...

    Hmm...isn't this illegal?



    more...

    funny quotes from office. funny quotes from office. the office funny quotes dwight
  • funny quotes from office. the office funny quotes dwight


  • Jaime
    09-11 05:21 PM
    You've worked hard for what you have! VERY HARD!!!! Remember the grueling exams and study back home to be the best and get to the U.S. Remember your sufferin, hard study and hard work once in the U.S. to be the best and contribute to this country!

    Don't let the Reverse Brain Drain suck you in!!!!




    funny quotes from office. Funny Business Quotes
  • Funny Business Quotes


  • bkshres
    01-23 04:21 PM
    Sorry for little confusion.
    What I mean was,
    - I filed I-485 for me and my wife
    - then after 180 days I switched to a new company with H1B transfer.
    - So, I am still in H1B status.
    - But my wife (secondary applicant) is using EAD based on I-485 and working.

    Which means we used AC21 for portability of our I-140 and I-485 cases.
    Now, we are planning to travel home to India. My wife need to use AP and I will still be using H1B visa.
    So, my question was, whether there will be issue at Port of Entry when primary applicant(which is me) is still in H1B visa with pending I-485 and my wife is using EAD with AP?



    more...

    funny quotes from office. funny quotes from office
  • funny quotes from office


  • Quest99
    09-14 03:30 PM
    Here is my story:

    I work for Company A. Got an offer from Company B who is a consulting company. Got placed in a project which is like 1.5 hrs away from my home (I accepted this opportunity for my GC and everything was fine). Company B filed for my LCA for the H1-B transfer. They accepted to pay all the H1-B transfer fees.

    Here is my problem:

    1 week after my LCA was filed, I came to know that my wife was pregnant. As per the doctor she needs some close attention and care because of her health condition(atleast for 2 months). Also, I have to take her for tests minimum once per week at a hospital which is quite opposite in direction where company B placed me (2hrs ride).

    I came to a conclusion not to take this opportunity because of my wife's health and also keeping in mind how the new job will treat me (in terms of flexibility. leaving early, WFH etc - for my wife's treatment). I felt this was a genuine reason from my side.

    I informed Company B about this change of plan because I cannot commute such a long distance having these constraints in mind (not good for me as well as not good for the new project).

    Company B is asking me pay $3000 for some damages and they say that it is as per the contract.

    To my true knowledge I did not sign any kind of contract with them neither the recruiter told me anything. Now Company B is saying that minimum 3 months is required or I have to pay for H1-B transfer and all other fees.

    The offer letter that I signed clearly stated that the employment is "At Will" in nature which when asked now, Company B is saying that is for GC and Citizens (which is not mentioned anywhere in the offer letter).

    The thing is that they are threatening me and they were so rough and hard when I finally spoke to them. They said that they will be sending the vouchers for me to pay them back.

    I thank God for not joining this company as I came to know about their true colors now, they are so money minded and the words they spoke were so harmful. I am pretty sure they would have created more problems for some other reasons if I had joined them.

    Even though I did not sign any bond, I am really scared by the way they spoke to me. Any help or advice will be greatly appreciated.




    2010 funny quotes from office. funny quotes from office. Funny Office Quotes, Joke,
  • Funny Office Quotes, Joke,


  • chintals
    09-03 01:10 PM
    Could make sure that you have had a soft LUD on your portfolio is what made you to call CIS ?

    Yes.. i called because i have SLUD on 09/01/09 and my case was assigned to officer on 07/08/09 and PD is current in Aug and Sep.



    more...

    funny quotes from office. tattoo funny quotes from
  • tattoo funny quotes from


  • IneedAllGreen
    12-21 11:27 AM
    Here is the chance to to show what are we doing at this forum at University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee. Core members and expert from Midwest and Milwaukee area can enroll to attend this conference on immigration. Below is the information i am copying from UWM wesite. For further information you can click link written in below infromation.


    CfP, "Immigration: Many Faces; Many Facets"
    (Campus)


    Apr. 26-27, 2007

    Immigration, a salient public policy and humanitarian concern across the nation, will be the subject of the IRE's conference to be held at UW-Milwaukee's School of Continuing Education, 161 W. Wisconsin Ave., 7th Floor, in downtown Milwaukee.

    Currently, the IRE is soliciting conference proposals from prospective submitters. We encourage presentations, either by individuals or groups/panels, from faculty, academic staff, community leaders
    and activists, government officials and policymakers, etc.

    Please go o to our website, www.uwm.edu/Dept/IRE, and follow the link to the actual Call for Conference Proposals. Here you will find a list of possible topics and themes, and well as the submission format. The due date to submit a conference proposal is December 22, 2006. We will contact you with a response by January 19, 2007.
    More information...


    Contact: Tom Tonnesen
    tonnesen@uwm.edu
    (414) 229-4700



    Thanks
    IneedAllGreen




    hair funny quotes from office. funny quotes from office. funny quotes from office
  • funny quotes from office


  • starscream
    09-16 04:24 PM
    There is a separate original thread for calls in support of HR5882

    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=21393

    people who are calling please post replies on that thread....so that we can get a good count..instead of having 2 separate threads



    more...

    funny quotes from office. funny quotes from office. funny quotes from office.
  • funny quotes from office. funny quotes from office.


  • serg
    10-30 08:47 PM
    You can start working on EAD now and wait for the H1 approval to come through.

    WTF are you talking about, man??? It was said hundreds times: once one use EAD, h(is|er) H(1|4) is GONE!!! Per my lawyer, if you filed H1 extension before expiration, you are ok, in this case ext. filing date make sense.




    hot funny quotes from office. the office funny quotes dwight funny quotes from office. funny quotes from office.
  • funny quotes from office.


  • needhelp!
    08-31 01:45 PM
    Well if only I had known that 5 years back :)



    more...

    house Funny Office Quotes funny quotes from office. The Office
  • The Office


  • 123456mg
    07-20 02:59 AM
    Immigration attorneys normally send more than required documents to avoid getting RFEs later on. In this case, the reason people send W-2s (though it is not mandated) is to show that you were working and were making approximately equal amount that was mentioned on you H-1B LCA.

    There are various factors to consider here:

    1. If you know that your H-1B LCA had substantially higher amount and you did not make that much (cause you were on bench or any other reason), it would be far better not to send it. By sending your W-2 in such case, you are actually weakening your case and the AOS officer is going to find it out and will have RFE for it and later you will have a lot of explaining to do.

    2. If you know that you made almost similar amount as mentioned on your H-1B LCA, then you will have to send all W-2 from the time when you were last inspected or paroled by the US immigration officer. Do not give anymore than what is really required of you. By giving unnecessorily more information, you may cause additional issues later on.




    tattoo Funny Business Quotes funny quotes from office. pictures funny office quotes.
  • pictures funny office quotes.


  • Edison99
    02-02 10:31 AM
    Congratulation maine_gc!



    more...

    pictures funny quotes from office funny quotes from office. girlfriend Funny Quotes From
  • girlfriend Funny Quotes From


  • vikramy
    09-21 03:41 PM
    One of my friend got into same issue last week for his new license. He got a letter from DMV after a week, saying every thing is ok. I don't know whether problem is with DMV or USCIS, but they are not able to verify some information immediately.

    YOu should be receiving communication soon.

    I went to PennDOT to renew my PA Driver license and they took all my pepers. Offcer informed me that he cannot get verification for my Immigration status so he can not renew my License.
    They gave me a printed peper which says we will informed you by letter within 21 dyas.

    Anyone has proble to renew Lic. in PA.




    dresses funny quotes from office. funny quotes from office. funny quotes from office.
  • funny quotes from office.


  • chanduv23
    11-14 09:23 PM
    State chapters help organize and train members for lawmaker meets and it is very essential that we as a community stand up and speak for ourselves.

    It is very essential that we meet our lawmakers.

    Join the State Chapters now and meet your lawmakers



    more...

    makeup tattoo funny quotes from funny quotes from office. Funny Office Quotes
  • Funny Office Quotes


  • talash
    11-19 01:52 PM
    Any inputs ?




    girlfriend pictures funny office quotes. funny quotes from office. funny quotes from office.
  • funny quotes from office.


  • Blessing&Lifeisbeautiful
    08-13 04:28 PM
    From your case alone this is rather a sweeping judgment. I can assure you they do NOT process based on receipt date if they did my husbands EAD which was received on May 3rd would be approved by now and yours would not. He is still waiting thirteen weeks on.

    Was it TSC?




    hairstyles funny quotes from office. funny quotes from office. funny quotes from office. images funny quotes from
  • images funny quotes from


  • kirupa
    06-07 01:42 AM
    Never heard of this contest??
    You mean, you missed out on the Get out the Stamp and Rock the Stamp campaigns? It was ALL over cable TV :P

    faster - in one week.




    Googler
    06-22 12:44 PM
    Didn't want to start a new thread for this (perhaps this thread should be re-titled Media Coverage of Name Check Mess)

    Today's NPR story about name checks
    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=11271832

    A New Spin:

    "The problem isn't entirely of the FBI's making, according to the bureau's assistant director, John Miller. A background check used to consist of looking to see whether a person was under investigation by the FBI. Now immigration officials want to know if the person's name has come up in any other investigations.

    That meant the FBI suddenly had to redo some 2.7 million checks. Miller said that load was added to the 3 million background checks the FBI typically gets every year; the result was that the bureau was overwhelmed.

    "When you hand someone � with a staff of 30 [people] � 2.7 million names and say, 'Do them over' � and not just do them over, but where there are issues and questions and missing files, 'Resolve those issues' � you are going to have a challenge on your hands," Miller says.

    To combat the problem, Miller says the FBI is raising the fees they charge various agencies so they can hire more staff. A typical background check costs about $2. The FBI is raising the fee to $9.

    FBI officials are also talking to the Department of Homeland Security about borrowing some of their employees to clear out the backlog. And they are discussing how they might change FBI criteria to make the process more efficient.

    "There is a perception born of these stories that we're indifferent," Miller says. He adds, "But we're processing them faster than we are taking them in."


    "According to Miller, only about 30 percent of applicants are running into such difficulties."

    ONLY??!! Since when did 1/3 of something become "only"?




    gc_bucs
    05-29 09:11 AM
    I recently got back from India and got my stamping done in New Delhi instead of Chennai. I tried taking the emergency quota option in Chennai and was not successful. I got fed up with the system and opted for New Delhi and the stamping process went without a hitch.

    One thing I would suggest is to take all your previous H1 original docs as the consular asked me for mine to make sure I was always in status.

    Good luck

    As per http://www.murthyindia.com/content/em_appt.html if you're working in the US and are returning back to work, you can qualify for emergency quota. Is this a viable option? My travel dates in Aug / Sep / Oct are not confirmed yet and so I am planning to take an emergency appointment only.



    No comments:

    Post a Comment